Rep. Scott Randolph quipped that his wife should "incorporate her uterus," because the only things Republicans don't want regulated are businesses. (Later, he gave his wife credit for the joke.) Republicans sternly reminded him of the appropriate term, "baby receptacle."
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AndThenTheresMaude loves Stamos
So many pearls clutched and monocles broken in the Florida House that day. Won't somebody please think of the monocles?!