Princess Beatrice is giving one lucky commoner the chance to analyze her royal wedding chapeau in the privacy of their own home, while supporting a good cause. Her mother, Duchess Sarah Ferguson, said during a taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show, "She's putting it up on eBay to auction it for UNICEF and for Children in Crisis." If we could make a humble suggestion, it would make excellent bathroom decor. You'll have plenty of time to ponder whether it looks like a toilet, a uterus, or a spaghetti monster is while sitting on the throne.


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