President Trump's Parenting Style—Revealed!

Last week, in the wake of announcing that his administration plans to ban the sale of flavored e-cigarettes, a reporter asked Trump what he and Melania have told Barron about vaping. Trump said, “We haven’t told him anything except, ‘Don’t vape. Don’t vape.’ We don’t like vaping. I don’t like vaping.”

This, of course, is a tried and true method that assures teenagers never do anything risky—particularly mango vape pods. Best of luck to everyone involved!