Present Kim Kardashian Writes a Letter to Future Kim Kardashian

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Kim Kardashian wrote a letter to her future self. It contains this line: “May science invent a mysterious and delicious green juice to keep you tan forever.”

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Kim sat in front of a laptop for Glamour and typed a letter to Kim offering advice for 2025 Kim. Watch Kim below.

Kim writes to Kim:

Dear Kim,

When you read this, you’ll be 10 years older in the year 2025. I hope this is where you are. When it comes to how you feel about your body, remember to be kind to yourself and enjoy how you look now, because you’re not getting any younger. May you continue to feel #blessed and grateful. Since North is now 12, I hope you remember that pre-teens are going through a lot. I know Junior High is really tough. So remember to have a lot of patience.

I hope Khloe finds her happily ever after and falls madly in love because she really deserves it. I hope Kourtney is maybe done with having babies. She has a lot on her plate and I know she doesn’t want to stop anytime soon. I hope Kendall will continue to be modeling and doing whatever she loves to do. And Kylie better just be doing whatever she wants because she’s not usually one to take any direction.

I trust that you will still be the queen of contouring. May science invent a mysterious and delicious green juice to keep you tan forever. We both know that there are always so many haters out there and I just hope that you continue to ignore them and focus on everything positive.

Kim, curious about Kim, also asks Kim, “Are you still filming Keeping Up with the Kardashians?” and “Are selfies still a thing?” and “Am I still on fleek?”

If you’re reading this blog post in the year 2025, please tweet me and ask if I’m okay.

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DISCUSSION

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“May science invent a mysterious and delicious green juice to keep you tan forever”

I know a certain former NAACP president and current star of her own minstrel show who cosigns this sentiment.