The allegedly mediocre Middle Men is about Internet porn. And the Los Angeles premiere was certainly…porn-tastic.
Jena Malone‘s 90s mini was one option for this event: the better one, I might add.
Amy Smart went with “day-spa.”
Selma Blair did, too: although I must say, she’s rocking the simplicity of this. And I have several ideas about who she might be looking at…
Starting with Stephanie Pratt.
Maybe Laura Ramsey? Although this is stealth-awesome.
I too like vintage lingerie detailing. Not necessarily in Milena Govich‘s combination.
Claudia Jordan must be feeling either over- or under-dressed.
Mary Carey. Because, really, what’s to say? Her boyfriend was a dick on Celebrity Rehab. You can say that, I guess.
Bridget Marquardt: demure by comparison!
When I was little I loved to draw dresses and every single time I would give them, no matter what the dress was, a Marie Antoinette-style “opening curtain” effect. I would have been all about Jacinda Barrett‘s frock.
For once, Luke Wilson‘s look of bemusement makes sense.
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