Please Give the Woman Behind "Housewives Sonata" a TV Deal Right Now

We might say things are the funniest or the best fairly often around here, but this is legit the best and funniest thing on the internet. Nicole Spiezio, marry me immediately. Seriously, someone give this woman a sitcom, because I’m already subscribed to her Hulu channel.*

*in my heart; let’s will this shit into existence!