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While Ariana Grande put out a retail-therapy empowerment single in the wake of her very public breakup with Pete Davidson, the Saturday Night Live actor, too, is working out some stuff through his craft: cracking even more jokes about his dick.

Folks in the crowd for Davidson’s comedy set on Tuesday said much of the material had to do with Grande. In particular, Davidson called her a “sick genius” for telling the world his penis is “like, 10 inches” long.

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“Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis?” Davidson said onstage. “So that every girl who sees my dick for the rest of my life is disappointed.”

That actually, absolutely tracks. If that’s the case, then congratulations to Grande, for the subtlest but most efficient of flexes. I commend Davidson, too, for getting back out there. Now, could we wrap this up and could someone tell me if he’s really dating Kate Beckinsale? I NEED to KNOW!

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TMZ caught the “keto guido” and former Jersey Shore star Vinny Guadagnino outside of the LAX airport and asked if he had a pitch for Kim Kardashian—who back in June, made headlines for commuting Alice Marie Johnson’s life sentence—to get Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino out of his eight-month prison sentence for tax evasion. Guadagnino said that Sorrentino had a pretty positive outlook on the whole situation because of his “[substance abuse] recovery program,” but he played along.

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“Kim, Mike is an amazing person. To me, he’s completely reformed, he’s like, a great member of society,” Guadagnino told TMZ. “He preaches to kids that have addictions, he’s a big advocate and evangelist for recovery, he’d be better off out here, helping people.”

Hard to argue with that. And personally, I assume that most celebrities are doing tax evasion stuff, anyway. Kim, maybe give Mikey a call?

[TMZ]


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