Penis Size Does Matter, According to Study

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Women love big dicks, or so says the findings of a new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Women who have "frequent vaginal orgasms" are more likely to climax with larger penises. But then, you'd have to believe that vaginal orgasms (as opposed to clitoral orgasms) are even a thing—the concept has been widely debated.


Stuart Brody, a psychologist at the University of the West of Scotland, 323 female students about their past sexual encounters, penile-vaginal intercourse, and whether penis length influenced their ability to orgasm. He found that women who reported the highest amount of vaginal orgasms were more likely to say that longer is better.

"This might be due at least in part to greater ability of a longer penis to stimulate the entire length of the vagina, and the cervix," Brody said.

Ultimately, though, who gives a shit? This is so stupid. Can you believe that people (men) are devoting their time to even researching this? Isn't there cancer to be cured? Who, exactly, does this research help? Women? Because those who have slept with more than one man probably know what they like. Men? Will this study lead to some kind of penis enlargement medication or device or operation? And if it does, will it really aim to make women come more often?

Seriously, is this about big dicks or big egos?

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Pepe Thunder

Why can't we argue "A tiny vagina is better"? Then we have to sit and listen to all these complaints about phallic symbols and shit. I had a girlfriend and I had to be careful with her cuz if I didnt id hit the back of the thing hard and she would start crying but with other girlfriends I did not have that issue. Lets talk about vaginas damn it! WE WANT SMALLER! WE WANT SMALLER!