Parents Willing to Pay Heaps of Money to Clone Angelina Jolie
Want a baby to look exactly like Angelina Jolie? The star isn’t going to be giving you any of hers anytime soon, but TMZ reports that desperate parents (desperate for their kids to look like Jolie, so rich desperate parents) are willing to pay thousands upon thousands per egg in order to get a little Lara Croft in their lives.
TMZ reports that The Daily Bruin ran an ad requesting any Jolie lookalikes to come forward and collect $30,000 for a good egg. The clients are looking for a “tall, slender woman” with “high cheekbones & forehead.” The donor must be white. My question is whether this is one pair of Jolie fans trying to bring a bit of movie magic into their homes or many couples trying to build their own Angelina army. Jolie did say she was quitting acting a while ago; is this someone’s way of keeping her in the business? [TMZ]
Renee Zelwegger has revealed another amazing transformation. The celebrity has gone brunette for her latest movie, whhich, unfortunately is not the new Bridget Jones, but something called Same Kind of Different Me which I will likely go see but will never be as good as Bridget Jones because that’s the kind of movie you can watch over and over again and cry and eat chocolate and wonder where your life has gone wrong and why no one will ever love you for you. Not that I’ve…ever done that. [E!]
Jason Derulo has bought a new house and wants everyone to know about it. I like to imagine he’s there now, wandering the halls and singing “Jaaasssoooonnnn Deruuuullloooo” to himself, just like he did on basically every track of his first album. [TMZ]
Bette Midler is sorry she ever said anything about my brother’s favorite singer Ariana Grande and has confirmed that the mumble-mouthed teen sensation has a beautiful voice and can do whatever she wants. Let’s hope that doesn’t mean more collaborations with Iggy Azalea. [Dlisted]
Benedict Cumberbatch would prefer that you not call his fans, um, ah, “cumberbitches.” [Celebitchy]
Kim Kardashian wore clothes on a magazine cover. This is a thing we are celebrating now. yet no one writes news stories about me getting out of bed and putting on stretch jeans every morning. [HipHollywood]
Tucker Max: Stop asking me about the sex tape I shot without a woman’s consent consent; Start talking about all the lives I’ve changed! [Salon]
The kids next door are already up and singing a song about turkeys they either learned at school or at a meeting of the satanic cult they must belong to. This is their 20th go-around and I am considering going over there and speaking with an adult.
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