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I have forgotten what Orlando Bloom looks like wearing clothes, and I think Katy Perry has, too. You know what, though, this is the new normal, and we’re just going to have to bravely accept it.

Following his celebrated naked paddle board ride through the waters of Sardinia, Bloom once again peeled off his shorts in broad daylight, to the delight of waiting paparazzi whose lenses have probably been trained on his crotch since Thursday. This time, though, it appears he only dipped himself in the water before returning to his perch to grab at Perry’s breasts.

I’m going to make a flip book out of these.

[The Sun]

One minute you’re just eating a banana in your stretchy pants and the next Tyga has pointed out the new $200,000 Mercedes he bought you for your 19th birthday.


Kylie Jenner already has a Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon, a Rolls-Royce Ghost and a Ferrari (which Tyga gave her last year), but you know what they say:

“It’s probably way too many cars for a young woman, but I love them and I love cars, so it is what it is,” the reality star said of her many cars in a November 2015 video on her website.


It is what it is! Until the day that it isn’t.

[Us Weekly]

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