Are you excited for the Olympics? Is your name Leslie Jones? No? Well then SIT DOWN. Because no one, and I mean no one, is more excited about the Olympics than Leslie Jones. Not the athletes competing. Not the network executives making a bundle in ad revenue. No one.

Leslie Jones does not care what event is on, as long as it’s the Olympics. She loves cycling:

And swimming:


And rifle shooting, which is totally an event that I knew about!

Can someone please tell Leslie Jones what time track and field starts? Because she’s going to watch that, too. And she is going to LOVE IT.


The only thing I love as much as Leslie Jones loves the Olympics is Leslie Jones, and maybe pizza.