Okay, listen Regina Spektor, vocal artist behind the theme song for hit Netflix show Orange is the New Black. I like you. I like you a lot. But you're going to have to step aside, because this new intro credit mashup with the Golden Girls theme song someone on YouTube made is just too good.

10/10 would watch Golden is the New Black. Shit, I would WRITE Golden is the New Black, starring my grandmother (who never spent a day in jail, but was a hard-headed lady). My god, let's cast Golden is the New Black. (I know that OITNB already has a really diverse cast, but humor me?) For starters:

  • Dame Maggie Smith—some type of drug queenpin, duh
  • Susan Sarandon—she would have murdered her daughter's abusive husband
  • Alfre Woodard—corporate embezzlement

Give me more suggestions!