Orange Is the New Black is nearly back and Netflix just released a new trailer for season three, which drops on June 12. Ten seconds in, Cindy, Taystee and Poussey are rapping, Pennsatucky is a friendly guide for transfers and Sophia makes Big Boo look like Donna Reed. It’s madness, the funnest kind of madness. Oh, and Alex is back in jail and, per usual, Piper doesn’t know what to do.


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