Oprah Declares That Her New Network Will Be Bitch-Free

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During a speech at Maria Shriver's Women's Conference this week, Oprah Winfrey said that the OWN Network will be, "fun and entertaining without tearing people down and calling them bitches. Imagine that. Imagine."

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kaisermachead
kaisermachead

Good luck with that network utopia. It will be nice and sugary and peaceful and civil superficially. Ultimately, snide, backhanded commentary will leak between the giant grins and silver tongues. It's inevitable, and really, it's what most everyone wants, even the people who claim otherwise.

Anyway, some people deserve to be called names once in a while. If you think otherwise, you're a filthy, crumb-snatching puppy-kicking liar.