New Couple Alert? scream the headlines, beguilingly, begging you to ask yourself a philosopher’s question: New Couple Alert Alert? It goes on like that. Today our existential alert alert alert is regarding Olivia Munn, star of unfairly underrated holiday family movie Office Christmas Party, and a mysterious new beau with whom she was seen holding hands at, like, The Grove, and who carried a CELINE (née Céline) bag while she did shit on her phone because she is probably the busier one in this scenario.
But actually... he’s not not busy. His name is Tucker Roberts, and does some type of thing with “Philadelphia Fusion,” which is not the shuttered exurb outpost of a Univision holding but some kind of “esports team” having to do with the “Overwatch League.” More importantly, he is the son of Brian Roberts, who is the CEO of Comcast, which begs the other question: Olivia, since we are all your best friends, can you get Tucker to come over and fix our fucking cable? Honestly. Get you a man who can do something for your life.
Oribe Canales, the iconic hairstylist who gave ‘90s supermodels their tousled volume for the runway and developed a cult haircare line that everyone swears by, died of cardiac arrest Sunday at the age of 62. He’s since been celebrated by his friends and former clients, including Cindy Crawford, Christy Turlington, Linda Evangelista, and Jennifer Lopez, who wrote a long tribute to how Oribe helped her career, including that:
“when I was tired he would say to me... ‘You are gonna get up and go out there and be beautiful and fabulous bc that your job!!” We’d laugh bc that sounded crazy and then we would get to the business of doing our “job” !! He made me love the glam part of things. Bc he loved it so much and saw it as a powerful tool to empower women. He loved beauty and wanted women to feel beautiful and sexy. He loved the messiness and the imperfection and saw how interesting that was. He was a true artist.”
- Meghan is “very pregnant,” pregnant as helllllll! [Us Weekly]
- K. Michelle is talking about her relationship with Idris Elba again and honestly, bless that man. [TMZ]
- Jennifer Garner and The Hamburger King (he’s fine!!!) did a thing. [Celebitchy]
- 50 Cent? Petty? You’ve got to be shitting me. [Hollywood Life]