Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers Are Donezo

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Sport man Aaron Rodgers and movie woman Olivia Munn have decided to “amicably end” their relationship after three harrowing years of avoiding Rodgers’s family. People dropped the news early Friday morning, and provided a quote from a “source close to the family” that explained the two “[remain] close friends and wish nothing but the best for each other moving forward.”


Despite all the rumors following this pair around, I have always rooted for their relationship because A) Rodgers and Munn seem boring in a way that always suggested they felt genuine affection for one another, B) I was oddly proud of the almost gentle way Rodgers wrote off his wackadoo fame-hungry family, and C) I think Olivia Munn...rules? I don’t know how to say it more eloquently than that. She rules.

So it sort of saddens me to see this end, if only because there will be no more headlines about the two of them not saying one word about whatever dumb thing Jordan Rodgers said last week. But also they’re both rich and famous and attractive and successful so they’ll be fine.

Note: The image at the top of this post was created by Photoshop after selecting their bodies and choosing “content-aware fill,” which I always find amusing.


One day I hope to be as content as Katy Perry seemed while strolling down the beach with a hot java and cute little dog.

Image via AKM/GSI.
Image via AKM/GSI.
Image via AKM/GSI.
Image via AKM/GSI.

One of my theories is that Debi Mazar is the coolest living actress.


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  • Mel B’s husband is countering her claims of brutal violence by asking for spousal support. [Us Weekly]
  • This headline reads like it was a two-step process. [E! Online]
  • Kim Kardashian’s sex tape was released 10 years ago today. [TMZ]
  • I do not believe Cher is in a death spiral because I do not believe Cher will ever die. [Radar Online]
  • I cannot remember the last time I read the words “Christine Ouzounian.” [Gossip Cop]

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Katy really goin’ all in on her “edgy suburban mom” look. Probably reminiscing about being in the pit at Lollapalooza when Pearl Jam played.