Oh My God, This Fucking Week

According to a new poll by the Pew Research Center, when reached for comment on this week, 93 percent of Americans responded “Okay, enough’s enough here, you have seriously got to be kidding me with this week,” with 84 percent saying “Is it Sunday yet? What? How in the hell are we only at Thursday? What the hell is going on?” and 100 percent of Americans responding “No, no, go ahead, just pile some more horrific shit on this hellish shitshow of a week. Have at it.”

[The Onion]

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kyosuke
Kat Callahan

I canceled the rest of this week in Groupthink about the time the MIT police officer got shot.

Damn shooter/bombers/terrorists did not get the memo.

:(