WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 9: U.S. President Barack Obama (L) and the first lady Michelle Obama return to the White House on March 9, 2014 in Washington, DC. Obama was in Florida for a vacation after an official event in Miami. (Photo by Kristoffer Tripplaar-Pool/Getty Images)
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...and after the arduous task of guarding an unarmed black guy in Florida for a week, every one of his Secret Service Agents asked for a vacation as soon as they got back.