Paris's Etam lingerie fashion show was hosted by supermodel Natalia Vodianova and attracted royals, stars and fashion icons. Also, bunny backpacks, weird pajamas and animal skins!

Natalia Vodianova designed a lingerie line for Etam. For some reason, this means she needed to wear poopy-pants and a bunny backpack.


I was going to say, maybe her little kids love it. Then I saw the eyes.


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Or maybe in Paris they're just far ahead of us, fashion-wise. (Julie Depardieu.)


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Let's ask Carine Roitfeld!


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Hilary Swank's like, damn! I just caught up to one-armed!


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Marina Hands looks enviably cool.


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As does Inglourious Basterds' Melanie Laurent, although I can't tell if this is a raincoat or just really shiny.


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Olga Kurylenko dressed up for the occasion, may be carrying a tiny yoga mat.


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Delphine Chaneac does a twist on classic Parisian tweeds.


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Nora Arnezeder apparently hit Jurassic Park for her jacket. Which will not end well.


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Johanna Preiss and Mlle Agnes demonstrate the special French alchemy that can make the obviously ludicrous mysteriously chic.


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Karen Mulder's ludicrous duds just look ludicrous.


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Prior to seeing Marie Gillain, I would have thought that matching lipstick to shoes was a dubious scheme.


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Charlotte Casiraghi is a royal and the granddaughter of Princess Grace. We hold her to an unusually high standard.


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Later, Natalia changed into this Mrs. Roper special.


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One of the getups.


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