Oh, a Blissful Lauren Sanchez Might Have Accidentally Leaked the Alleged Bezos Dick Pics Herself!?
LatestThe saga of Jeff Bezos’s woefully pedestrian sexts and the new, looming threat of alleged dick pics continues with this new revelation: it was reportedly Lauren Sanchez, whose “loose lips” about the sexts and dick pics brought this information to us.
My initial thought was that Bezos’s soon-to-be ex wife Mackenzie leaked the info to the press, because she’s got nothing to lose and is about to get a katrillion dollars because there was no prenup! According to a Page Six source, it was NOT Mackenzie who did the leaks, but was Sanchez, inadvertently, who was so excited about her relationship with Bezos that she reportedly sent the sexts to her friend, and said friend leaked the texts to the National Enquirer.
Here’s another tidbit, if we must (we must): the texts that were leaked Thursday also reportedly included the aforementioned dick pics, which I feel we will all probably see within two to three days’ time. This is not my explicit desire, but I’m pretty sure it will happen. I’m also sure the dick will look much like Bezos himself—shiny and thumb-like. Anyway, the tidbit. Yes, the tidbit. According to a Page Six source, he’s “big.”