- Michelle Obama and Barack Obama taped a segment Wednesday for American Idol‘s “Idol Gives Back” episode Wednesday. They look almost this cute in a picture at the link. [Fox News]
- Pamela Anderson says she’s not a huge fan of remaking television shows for the silver screen, and has taken a pass on Baywatch movie producers’ efforts to get her to sign onto the project. Dancing With The Stars is apparently more fun. [Radar]
- Andy Dick: still getting drunk. [TMZ]
- Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera: still working their relationship for tabloid headlines so you’ll eventually know who they are. [Us Weekly]
- Kenny Chesney: still looking like a prick and working his former relationship with Renee Zellwegger for attention. [Us Weekly]
- Speidi: still making the world vomit with their desperate grabs for attention. [People]
- Basketball star Lisa Leslie has a new baby boy! [People]
- Suri Cruise has the same old bottle, and Us Weekly would like you to judge Kate Holmes and Tom Cruise accordingly. [Us Weekly]
- The original Billy Elliot, Jamie Bell, might be an all-new secret agent in an upcoming Bond flick with the incredibly hot Daniel Craig. [The Sun]
- Chris Martin of Coldplay wants the whole world in his hand, and the whole universe in his studio. [The Sun]
- His wife, Gwyneth Paltrow, is mad we don’t like Goop. We’re just jealous or her “journalistic voice,” she says. [Just Jared]
- “Canada, if you cancel the seal hunt, I will dress up like Justin Bieber and sing one of his songs on YouTube” – Kelly Osborne [NY Post]
- If you cared why all the helicopters couldn’t follow Michael Jackson‘s body all the way to the cemetary, it’s because they snuck it out in an unmarked vehicle. Yes, this counts as news. [TMZ]
- Kate Middleton wanted to marry Prince William in Scotland, but apparently it’s unconstitutional. But she’s not going to do it up like Charles and Di at St. Paul’s Cathedral or at Westminster Abbey, either. [Daily Express]
- The creators of Hanna Montana want more money from Disney. [Yahoo]
- Charlie Sheen still wants more money for Two And A Half Men. [Radar]
- Ian McKellan is too selfish to be a dad, according to Ian McKellan. Also, television makes him grumpy, he likes blogging (those two things might go hand-in-hand) and he doesn’t mind when people recognize him. [The Mirror]
- Kelis trained as a cordon bleu chef before she might have caught Nas out there. She also will order for you if you go out to eat together. [Times]
- Dita von Teese is moving to Paris to be closer to her 26-year-old boyfriend Count Louis Marie de Castelbajac. Au revoir! [Mirror]
- Beverly Johnson, the first African-American model to land the cover of Vogue, has a crazy ex who is suing her and everyone else around her as part of an apparent harassment campaign that started when they broke up. [NY Post]
- Although Vincent Gallo would film himself getting a blowjob from Chloë Sevigny, he thinks it would be tacky to hang a portrait of himself in his own home. Gotta have some standards, I guess. [NY Post]
- Tiger Woods refers to himself in the third person. This might or might not be more disgusting than wanting to pee on someone, but that’s an individual decision. [TMZ]
- Tina Fey doesn’t have a driver’s license because she doesn’t want to have to retake the tests, which is required since she let her license lapse years ago. Also, she lives in New York City, where that’s really not that unusual, but it is a reason to print her name. [Daily Express]
- So many famous people want to be on Extras that Ricky Gervais just might bring it back. Yes, he’s sure Matthew Perry is just the start of the big stars. [Daily Express]
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