“I’m working ... my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations?” Trump said. “But I need to do it, right?”

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She continued: “OK, and then I do it and I say that I’m working on Christmas and planning for the Christmas and they said, ‘Oh, what about the children that they were separated?’ Give me a fucking break. Where they were saying anything when Obama did that? I can not go, I was trying get the kid reunited with the mom. I didn’t have a chance — needs to go through the process and through the law.”

The conversation was recorded by her former friend and advisor Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, who recently published a tell-all book about her relationship with the First Lady.

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But even this couldn’t possibly top the news that broke in the early hours of Friday morning: President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump both tested positive for covid-19.

Trump shared the news via Twitter, noting that he and his wife will “begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately.”

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The New York Times reports that Trump is experiencing mild symptoms of the virus which has killed over 207,000 Americans. Vice President Mike Pence and his wife have both tested negative for the virus, but covid-19 can take several days after exposure to manifest.

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President Trump has been famously careless about covid-19 safety guidelines from his own Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, often rejecting the analysis and wisdom of respected medical experts for his own—often incorrect—instincts. Trump is especially impervious to the benefits of wearing protective face coverings, repeatedly mocking his Democratic competitor, Joe Biden, for wearing one, even during Tuesday night’s presidential debate.

On Friday Biden reportedly tested negative for covid-19, following Trump’s diagnosis. Biden’s running mate, Sen. Kamala Harris, tested negative for the virus on Thursday.

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None of this is a surprise: Trump has been playing chicken with the virus since spring, Melania is on the record as being a racist who mindlessly defends her husband, and accusations of Guilfoyle being a Fox News sex pest have been making the rounds for two years now. But it was the onslaught that added to the dramatics, and actually made Twitter an enjoyable place to be for once.

As of now, the day is only half over, and whatever shitshow the next twelve hours will bring is anyone’s guess.