Now Rihanna's Instagram Is Just Fucking With Us
LatestPerhaps you logged on to Instagram this morning to look at photos of babies and food and hilarious things of an irreverent nature. But perhaps you were instead greeted with a photo of Rihanna ass in a denim thong (there is such a thing). She’s probably shooting her new music video, you figure, as noted from the hashtags: “#pouritupvideoshoot #whenday2becomesday3 #whenthephuckdid8amgetthere.”
In my case, I took a screenshot — not because I have a burgeoning collection of celebrity nudes (I don’t), but because the rule of thumb is: If Rihanna posts something sexy, there’s a 50 percent chance that in an hour, it won’t be there.
The last time this happened in a distinct fashion was at the end of March, when Rihanna visited a strip club and chose to Instagram photos of the nude strippers with captions like “$strip club$ and $$ bills$” (a lyric from her new song “Pour It Up” that she was shooting the video for) and “I still got mo money”, perhaps referencing the fact that yes, she probably does have more money than the strippers she was watching perform. She deleted the photo and, that same night, tweeted “This is terrible”, which she also deleted. Perez Hilton speculated that she could have felt bad about Instagramming the strippers, which, as far as I know, isn’t allowed in most clubs, though Rihanna probably doesn’t have to follow those rules. Others felt it was in reference to her on-again-off-again relationship with Chris Brown, who is usually engaging in some super adult social media drama with Rihanna and Karrueche Tran. Or she could have just thought the strippers weren’t doing a very good job. The depths of her psyche are endless.
In April, Rihanna repeated this Instagram behavior, posting a headless shot of someone’s chest that was removed but of course made its way online in no time at all. She later clarified that those weren’t her breasts and nipple piercing, so we’re left assuming that the photo is of a fan of hers who “went to #WERK” after leaving her show by the tweet that accompanied the image:
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