As a great woman once said, money can’t buy you class. It can, however, buy you carte blanche to endlessly flash, laser, wax, and talk about your vagina on television. In honor of Brandi Glanville and Joanna Krupa settling their “smelly vagina” lawsuit, we give you Real Housewives and Their Vaginas: a Love Story.

Stand by your clam, ladies.

Clips via Bravo. Video by Jennifer Perry.