Courtney Stodden is very passionate about her beliefs in her convictions. What is she passionate about? What she believes in. What does she believe in? Her convictions. What are her convictions? Her boobs (and butt and vagina) and her right to cover them with as little fabric as humanly possible. Her platform-other than the six inches of solid lucite beneath her feet-is anti-bullying, and she likens her fight to have her extremely provocative clothing accepted as appropriate for any occasion to the fight for gay acceptance. So before peace-ing and quitting Couples Therapy, she made her position known. This isn’t about looking ho-y. This is about social justice. Part of her departing speech:

“I have one name to say: Erin Brockovich. I love powerful people who stand up for the right to be who you want to be. That’s me. I guess you could call me the 21st century Erin Brockovich. That’s me. Because she is strong and she is courageous in this [motioning to her breasts] sense.”

Isn’t Erin Brockovich the Erin Brockovich of the 21st Century?

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