Lawson has also been spotted out without her wedding ring since. Saatchi accepted a police caution for assaulting her, though he claimed the strangling was just “a playful tiff.” (Yeah. Nobody bought it.) [NYDN]
The charming leader of evangelical anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church plans to protest
Taylor Swift’s August 3rd concert in Kansas City because he refuses to take a single sinful bite of her apple of slutty devil-worshipping fornication station sluttiness.
The WBC called Taylor “the whorish face of doomed America” in a recent outrageous press release. “Taylor pretends to be a good Christian, but she’s not. What she’s famous for is hopping around from one bed from another. This girl is a whore. Who else is gonna say that if it’s not the church of the Lord Jesus?
“One simple tweet from her: ‘Stop fornicating, ladies, and obey God’ would rock the house. But it would cost her millions she makes with her sin-coddling songs. Taylor Swift uses the talent God gave her to warble about fornication.”
America is doomed because people are still saying “rock the house.” [Radar Online]
Adam Brody and
Leighton Meester, the starcrossed lovers in the Verona that is iconic teen shows, have been going out since winter, but stepped out for the first time as a couple at the premiere of Brody’s movie
Some Girl(s) on Wednesday. Holding hands. Seth and Blair. I just had a small aneurysm. [
Us Weekly]
Rather weirdly,
Cameron Diaz is slated to play Miss Hannigan in the
Quvenzhane Wallis-starring remake of
Annie. I’m cool with it, I guess — tough to live up to
Carol Burnett is all. [
Deadline]
Uh, want to see
Justin Theroux’s balls? He went jogging without underwear and some paparazzo nabbed him in Full Jon Hamm. So here you go. Justin Theroux’s schlubby-clothed, sweaty, mid-workout balls. [
Us Weekly]
- Rick Ross is being sued because he didn’t pay the $90,ooo owed for the three Rolexes he bought. Just Like Us. [TMZ]
- MTV will air an alternate season finale of The Hills from 2010. It features Lauren and Whitney re-enacting the opening scene of Pulp Fiction. “Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!!” [NYDN]
- ENORMOUS NEWS: TMZ says a paparazzo chasing after Snoop Lion smelled like actual skunk. Whoever smelt it dealt it, TMZ. [TMZ]
- Here are some security cam stills of J’Beebs canoodling with a married woman at that skydiving place. [E!]
- Reverse racism is bullshit, says Lauryn Hill. [Bossip]
- Blue Ivy in a crown. [HuffPo]
- Zach Braff will play the John Cusack part in the Bullets Over Broadway musical. [Vulture]
- Maggie Gyllenhaal didn’t get into Yale, but we all know that sparked a fortuitous turn of events that led to her being spanked by James Spader. [Page Six]
- Amanda Bynes called Zac Efron ugly on Twitter. Congrats to Zac! [HuffPo]
- Selena Gomez and her boyfriend Austin Mahone went to Disneyland. [People]
- Jada Pinkett Smith got a Matrixy haircut. [People]
- James Woods’ girlfriend is embryonic. [NYDN]
- No big deal, Lady Gaga got a $22k/month penthouse. [Page Six]
- Add Target and Home Depot to the companies that have dropped Paula Deen. [NYDN]
- I don’t understand how Leonardo DiCaprio lives this way. I am not even 30 and I have to be in bed by 10 or else I’ll start snapping at people. [Page Six]
- New England Patriot Aaron Hernandez is now being investigated for two more murders. [People]
- Not even divorce can ruin Blossom’s summer, you guys. [People]
- If you have a child, Mary-Kate Olsen has some outfit ideas that will make your child look like 1/16th of Armie Hammer in The Social Nework. She was tapped to do so by the grammatically troubling kid’s fashion blog Ladys and Gents. [E!]
- Kylie Jenner and Jaden Smith were snapped holding each others’ claws. [HuffPo]
