Nicki Minaj Is Not Having Sex 6 Times a Night, More Like 3 or 4

It is preposterous to suggest that Nicki Minaj is getting dick six times a night. She’s only getting it three times. Four, max.

After a fan account suggested that Minaj and her new boyfriend, Kenneth Petty, who Us Weekly mentions is a convicted sex offender, were fucking basically around the clock, Minaj told them to calm down, but did assure us all that she’s getting a goodly amount of sex:

Also, they’ve got their baby names ready and are not taking suggestions at this time:

A source told Us Weekly that Nicki “really believes he has changed since his troublesome days.”