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New York Times Wedding Announcements Officially Impossible to Parody

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This couple's description could best be described as "awkward" and at worst be described as "overwrought." But, then again, so could most NYT wedding announcements.

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raisin-girl
Raisin.Girl

I didn't announce my engagement on Facebook or Twitter, and there wasn't a Youtube video documenting the event. I don't have a ring. Our wedding will be a 15-minute ceremony at the registry office, in the afternoon of a weekday, and the reception will be dinner that night at some restaurant with immediate family and one best friend each.

That does still legally count as an actual marriage, right? Right?