New Law Will Ruin Sexting for Pakistanis

If you were hoping to send the following frustrated text in Pakistan— “Jesus Christ— It’s harder than ever to find good chicken breasts these days”— think again. Several words in that sentence have been placed on a list that Pakistan’s communications agency says indicate spam, and soon, texts containing those words may be blocked. Also on the list? Sex words, swears, and, curiously, the phrase “monkey crotch.” (Or, as you’ll soon have to text: “m0nk3y cr0+ Breast
Condom
Flatulence
Intercourse
Monkey crotch
Period
Premature
Tongue
Herpes
Deeper
Fairy
Fingerfood
Back door
Taxi
Hole
Hostage
Harder
Devil
Jesus Christ
Gay
Homosexual
Queer
Wuutang

What sort of crazy offensive child-ruining texts can you come up with?

Pakistan Bans ‘Monkey Crotch,’ ‘Jesus Christ’ [NBC]

Filtering SMS: PTA may ban over 1,500 English, Urdu Words [Tribune]