New Laid-Back TSA Lets You Fly With Weed

TSA agents are aware that we all thinks they’re jerks, so as part of their campaign to convince Americans that they can be our kind of cool big brother, they let a dude keep his rather large supply of weed. Rapper Freddie Gibbs Tweeted a photo of the drug in question along with a note of inspection that reads, “C’mon son.” It’s certainly possible that this is fake, but we prefer to think that the TSA’s new policy involves simply guilting us into following the rules rather than acting like tweezers are a deadly weapon. You know the law, dude. Don’t ask the TSA to give pot smoking the same endorsement it gave vibrator use.