Welp, they've done it again. The geniuses behind all those Bad Lip Reading videos are back with yet another take on Twilight. It truly is the gift that keeps on giving, and this time it features a catchy new musical number! I have seen absolutely zero Twilight Saga movies to date, but this appears to be the only reasonable way to consume teen vampire dramas, so I'll just stick with it. Yep, diamond thongs, assassin pigs, and egg roll farts. That's my kinda Twilight.
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I am DYING over here with laughter from this video. And man does Jacob give off the creep vibes.