New App Teaches Guys How to Propose to Their Girlfriends

If you’re looking to get hitched anytime soon, you might be confused about what you’re supposed to do. There, there, it’s OK, I know that figuring out how to share the news with your friends and family is a mind bender that’s best left to technology. Thankfully, there’s an app for that.

The Proposal Pro app includes:

– Tips on choosing the perfect ring
– A ring sizer to make sure it fits
– Tips on how to ask her parents
– How to find the best location to propose
– How to write a memorable proposal
– How to share the news with friends and family

On one hand, it’s cool that there’s something available to hold (in) the hand of a nervous person (man) who’s ready to pop the question — everyone needs friends/robots to share in life’s big decisions! On the other, proposing is so personal, and things like finding the right location and writing a memorable proposal are probably things an app shouldn’t be able to help with. Although I kinda enjoy the idea of a scared little dude reading directly from the app as he asks his girlfriend to marry him, there’s something endearing about that. Or creepy. What do I know?

Naturally, it was created by a diamond peddler, so if you happen to buy a ring through them, so be it. It’s what she’d want.