Never Forget that Dolly Parton Named Her Breasts 'Shock' and 'Awe'

Most Emmy presenter bits feel stilted and boring, but when you have three icons and legends with charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent, maybe you just let ‘em riff for a minute or so. There was a nice Trump joke that landed to raucous applause at the top, then a solid 45 seconds of Dolly Parton making jokes about her bazookas, which she followed with this: “I’m just hopin’ that I’m gonna get one of those Frankie and Grace vibrators in my swag bag tonight.”

Never change!