Hopes are high at the National Zoo after pandas Mei Xiang and Tian Tian began mating today, an event the Washington Post notes was "captured on the public panda cam." Everyone has a sex tape these days, you guys. [WashingtonPost]
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I just hope Mei Xiang doesn't follow this up with protestations about how important her reputation as a Christian is to her, and how she's being persecuted for her beliefs.
Don't be that girl, Mei Xiang.