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Naked Man Arrested Was Hiding Computer Mouse

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Remember Noah Smith? He was arrested for burglarizing someone's house while on shrooms. The Smoking Gun assumed the "mouse" in his rectum was a rodent; but it turns out it was the kind you click. Still: Uncomfortable, no?

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ProfessorPink
Professor Pink

Hahahaha! Reminds me of this. My late partner actually created this and left it in the storage room at his workplace for someone else to find. :)