'Motorboating for Breast Cancer' Campaign Promotes Douchebag Awareness
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Every year, millions of American men and boys are infected with douchebaggery — a soul-fatal condition in 90% of cases. While we know frustratingly little about the causes of douchebaggery, we see its devastating effects all around: public urination, the continuing popularity of Tosh.0, and, now, this latest Useless Breast Cancer Acknowledging Gestures campaign that just consists of terminally malignant bros motorboating women’s boobs. That’s why this year’s Douchebag Awareness Month couldn’t have come at a better time.
The group responsible for this stunt — the Douchbag Positive (douche-pos) collective known as Simple Pickup — are the same wincing beta males who forcefully motorboated women at last year’s ComicCon and then posted videos to the internet, according to The Daily Dot. Their scheme is simple: walk around asking women if they can put their faces in between their breasts and then go “brbrbrbrbrb,” and, in exchange, the bros will donate $20 to a breast cancer charity. And then make a video about it and be like Hey look at us we’re Good Guys we care about boobies and all of this is okay because CHARITY and AWARENESS.