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Have you heard? Morgan Stanley is saying sayonara to Morgan Stanley, where he was employed as a fixed-income trader and, probably, the office joke!

Bloomberg reported the news on Tuesday in a six-sentence article published by Sonali Basak, and with the assistance of not one, not two, but three other people.

“Did he stock up on stationary?” Jezebel pop culture reporter Hazel Cills asked after hearing the news, I think reasonably.

—With assistance by Morgan Stanley, Morgan Stanley, Morgan Stanli, and Morgan Stanlé