This woman had these poor models traipse through the literal Alps in shift dresses, with nothing but a muffler to protect them against the elements. Like, I’m talking bare skin exposed and everything. My god, Miuccia!

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Well... not all the girls went uncovered.

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If I were to guess her nebulous inspiration for the collection, I’d venture it has something to do with wintertime and alpine skiing vacations and being a rich white Italian. Also, racism! Considering just who is, and isn’t, clothed in the procession. Do these Italians know I can see their styling work with my own eyes?

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Come on, dude.

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This is not to say the white girls went entirely clothed during the whole drab procession.

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But Miuccia, you have got to be kidding me here.

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Oh, look, she snuck some stills from Midsommar 2 in this livestream. I wonder if Ari Aster gave her the approval for that.

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I would feel a tad less revolted by the affair if there was, at the very least, something funky to look at. Too bad Miuccia has presented a collection bereft of inspiration or notable pieces—and I really, really stared at them for longer than I should have, searching for something. Anything!

Yet here I am, empty-handed. These models deserved literally anything else—my god, anything but this.

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