Here's a great compilation of Romney's incessant back-and-forth — it gets a lot across in just a few minutes. So, here's the plan: you're gonna tie all the undecided voters you know to a giant couch and make them watch this on repeat, a la A Clockwork Orange, OK? It's a good plan. I think.
DISCUSSION
Mitt Romney believes two things:
1.) He should be president. This belief stems from his hubris and from his faith, a faith he downplays despite once holding a position comparable to that of a Catholic archbishop within his church.
2.) The very rich should not pay taxes.