First of all, James Franco had a bar mitzvah at age 37, and secondly, Miley Cyrus performed at it while wearing a blue thong leotard, Star of David wristbands and silver thigh-high boots.
The event was thrown by Franco’s bromantic life partner, Seth Rogen, and Rogen’s wife, as part of their annual Hilarity for Charity variety show, which raises awareness for Alzheimer’s disease. According to E!, Franco, who is technically a Jew but was not raised in the religion, had an actual bar mitzvah ceremony with a real rabbi earlier this month.
I prefer the rabbi at Franco’s second bar mitzvah: JEFF GOLDBLUM!
Zac Efron also made an appearance, playing Franco’s foreskin. “Tonight has been fucking eventful,” Cyrus said to the audience. “I mean, Zac Efron as your fuckin’ penis, foreskin, that’s a famous dick you got there.”
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