Michael Kors: Um, Not Really Sure WTF Is Going On Here.

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The spring 2014 collection from Michael Kors is all over the place. Muted grays? Leather tops? Tropical print swimsuits? FUR STOLES? Some of it is hideous — the man's white belted leisure suit — and some of it is cute — the cheerful green high-waisted bikini with little white daisy appliqués. But there's something weird happening. Is it a comment on global warming?

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I really hope that the form-fitting/untucked combo never becomes the norm again. It's so unflattering on everyone but the thinnest of ladies. I was born in 86; by the time I was actively putting together my own outfits, shirt tucking was anathema. It was all about elongating the waist—low-rise jeans, tight tunic shirts, form-fitting graphic tees. Adding a little accent belt like that just created another line on my torso. By the time tucking resurfaced, I was so used to my old ways that I shunned it for awhile. Now that I've seen the light, they can never take it away from me!