If you’ll recall, Allen married his actual stepdaughter and was accused of molesting his 7-year-old adopted daughter Dylan — the original accusation occurred in 1992, and it was confirmed by Dylan herself in a 2013 Vanity Fair article (“I’m scared of him, his image… I have never been asked to testify,” she said). Obviously, neither Allen’s ex-wife Mia Farrow nor his estranged son Ronan Farrow were too happy about the glowing tribute.
Ronan expressed his disgust quite blatantly on Twitter:
Mia opted instead to subtweet, posting the following two messages just as the tribute started:
[Salon]
Charlize Theron and
Sean Penn are officially an item, having been spotted “canoodling” at his Haiti benefit — which is a somewhat odd venue for confessional canoodling, but sure. In an ultimate act of romance, Penn gave a speech on stage about how a “strong woman who happens to be from South Africa” (he means Charlize Theron, guys) convinced him to give up his guns. All 65 of them. They will be made into a Jeff Koons sculpture, which was auctioned off for $1.4 million to
Anderson Cooper. What a fun first official date. [
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Pamela Anderson has remarried her ex-husband
Rick Salomon. (Oddly enough, they also announced their relationship at Sean Penn’s Haiti benefit.) The pair was married for two months in 2007, and they’re reportedly “very happy” now. [
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- Oprah was shocked to learn that working with Lindsay Lohan sucks. [DListed]
- Kylie Jenner says that her mom doesn’t force her to date celebrities ONLY; what’s more likely is that Kris Jenner raised her to believe that someone does not exist until they’ve been on the T.V. [NY Daily News]
- Lena Dunham won a Golden Globe for Best Sentence About Ground Beef for her role in saying “I ate a thick patty of hamburger meat” on the red carpet. [HuffPo]
- Beyonce and Solange threw a fancy masquerade in New Orleans for their mom’s 60th birthday. Everyone was required to wear a mask. [Gossip Cop]
- … which explains how Kris Jenner got in. [NY Daily News]
- Your boyfriend Zayn Malik of One Direction and his fiancee (you guys are in an open relationship) Perrie Edwards went to Disneyland Paris for his 21st birthday. [Gossip Cop]
- In related news, Liam Payne (ALSO OF ONE DIRECTION, DUH) got very inebriated while celebrating this occasion and climbed on a very high ledge outside of a balcony, causing the Internet to momentarily collapse in pure panic. [ONTD]
- Justin Bieber got a new tattoo of a compass and also of a mischievous turnip (???) [ONTD]
- Dylan Penn is dating another vampire. [ONTD]
- Kim Cattrall muttered some vague things in response to a question about a possible third SATC movie, and it is surely news. [ONTD]
- The best Golden Globes headline, courtesy of TMZ: POOP WATER COVERS THE RED CARPET. Well put. [TMZ]
- Al Roker took a selfie with “Lupito” Nyong’o. [Twitter]