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Welcome to Megyn Kelly Today, Today, a daily column in which we will share the most memorable things that happened on Megyn Kelly Today every morning until we are no longer able to watch Megyn Kelly Today without feeling like there will be no tomorrow.

  • The announcer said, “And now your ghost...I mean host, Megyn Kelly!”
  • Megyn Kelly walked onstage dressed as Shania Twain from the “Man! I Feel LIke a Woman” video.
  • Megyn Kelly said, “We’re having so much fun already!”
  • Bobby Finger said, “We truly are.”
  • Megyn Kelly sang, “Man! I feel like a woman.” (Just that line.)
  • Megyn Kelly said, “As you know, Halloween is all about the scares and the surprises.”
  • Bobby Finger said, “Oh yes, I’m fully aware.”
  • Megyn Kelly revealed that her dressing room had been TPed by the Megyn Kelly Today staff, and rolled tape of her discovery:
  • Bobby Finger thought, “I’ve never heard Megyn Kelly laugh this much before. Wow, she’s having a great time today.”
  • Megyn Kelly showed a photo of the front door of her home, decorated for Halloween.
  • Megyn Kelly said, “Speaking of doors...” and then Shania Twain came out of a door.
  • Shania Twain taught Megyn Kelly how to do that mic thing she does in the “Man! I Feel Like a Woman!” video.
  • Megyn Kelly went totally crazy, forgot she was a lady, men’s shirts, short skirts, oh, oh, oh, oh, really went wild, yeah, she did it in style, oh, oh, oh, she got in the action, felt the attraction, colored her hair, did what she dared, oh, oh, oh, she wanted be free yeah, to feel the way I she felt, man! She felt like a woman!
  • Bobby Finger screamed.
  • Megyn Kelly told Shania Twain, “OK, come sit.”
  • Megyn Kelly and Shania Twain sat down.
  • Megyn Kelly looked at an audience member in the front row and said, “This is where the show gets X-rated. You should hide your son’s eyes. This skirt is a little short.”
  • Bobby Finger screamed.
  • Megyn Kelly and Shania Twain spoke about her career for a while.
  • Megyn Kelly said, “Coming up, if you think this studio is haunted, just wait until you see the haunted state penitentiary Doug and I visited over the weekend.”
  • Bobby Finger said, “I do think that studio is haunted, so I’m going to wait until I see the haunted state penitentiary Doug and Megyn Kelly visited over the weekend.”
  • Bobby Finger thought about Doug.
  • Bobby Finger thought, “I wonder what Doug thinks about all of this.”
  • Megyn Kelly rolled tape of her and Doug visiting the Eastern State Penitentiary haunted house in Philadelphia.
  • Doug said, “All right, babe. Here we go.”
  • Megyn Kelly and Doug walked through the haunted house.
  • Bobby Finger thought, “This isn’t fun to watch, nor does it seem fun to attend.
  • Megyn Kelly was consumed by the undead. (See the Clip of the Day.)
  • Megyn Kelly cut back to the live shot of her in a Shania Twain costume in front of her audience.
  • Megyn Kelly confronted Doug for abandoning her while she was attacked by the undead.
  • Doug said, “That was just survival.”
  • Bobby Finger said, “Is Doug dressed as Timothy Olyphant Rushing Out of the House On Halloween After Putting the Least Possible Effort Into a Costume?”
  • Megyn Kelly picked her favorite costumes in the audience and asked them to come up for a game.
  • Cynthia, Lindy, and Chauncey played a very easy trivia game with Megyn Kelly.
  • Megyn Kelly asked questions like, “Who played Wednesday Addams in the Addams Family movies?”
  • Chauncey won, and was told to pick one of three hidden prizes.
  • Chauncey chose #2: a trip to Savannah, GA. Three nights! Plus airfare!
  • Megyn Kelly revealed that all three players were winning trips to Savannah, GA.
  • Megyn Kelly cut to commercial.
  • Megyn Kelly welcomed the rest of Today’s co-hosts—all in their deranged country music-themed costumes—to her stage.
  • Bobby Finger hoped there wouldn’t be any serious segments today, because yikes.
  • Megyn Kelly revealed the next segment, a serious but also incredibly sweet story about two young brothers with muscular dystrophy named Bryce and Keaton whose parents, Ryan and Lana Weimer, make him elaborate Halloween costumes every year.
  • Megyn Kelly revealed that Ryan and Lana started a nonprofit called Magic Wheelchair, which makes fun costumes for kids in wheelchairs every year.
  • Megyn Kelly said, “Coming up, last minute Halloween costumes you can throw together right now...for all you procrastinators out there.”
  • Bobby Finger thought, “Please bring out Elizabeth Heiskell. Please bring out Elizabeth Heiskell. Please bring out Elizabeth Heiskell.”
  • Megyn Kelly did not bring out Elizabeth Heiskell, she brought out a “lifestyle expert” named Evette Ríos to teach people how to make last-minute costumes.
  • Bobby Finger grimaced as people came out in costumes like “Ice Ice Baby” (a mom and a dad dressed as ice, while holding their baby) and “Sugar Daddy” (a man wearing a baby bjorn with a bag of sugar inside).
  • Megyn Kelly said, “Up next, an illusionist like you’ve never seen before bring some holiday magic to studio 6H.”
  • Bobby Finger thought, “I hope he makes it disappear.”
  • The illusionist, Dan Sperry, did not make studio 6H disappear.
  • Bobby Finger looked Dan Sperry up and found out he calls himself an “anti-conjuror.”
  • Bobby Finger wondered whether or not Dan Sperry was in costume.
  • Anti-conjuror Dan Sperry did some thing where he made a mark on Megyn Kelly’s palm somehow.
  • Bobby Finger wasn’t impressed because Bobby Finger isn’t a baby.
  • Megyn Kelly cut to commercial once again.
  • Megyn Kelly thanked Dan, and asked people to visit Today.com/MegynToday.
  • Megyn Kelly Today ended.