It is with great pain that I share the devastating news that, after five years of marriage, Megan Fox has filed for divorce from Brian Austin Green. Yes, the Great Divorce Plague of Summer 2015 has claimed two more victims, and love is deader than its ever been.
Reports Page Six:
The “Transformers” star cited irreconcilable differences for the breakup. The pair has two sons together and the 29-year-old actress is seeking joint custody. Fox and Green were married in 2010 and she lists June 15 as their date of separation. Her filing indicates they do not have a prenuptial agreement.
Fox is using famed celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who is also quite busy right now with Gwen and Gavin’s breakup.
After spending the past few months being repeatedly beaten by Irreconcilable Differencia, the mythical god of Hollywood divorces, Cupid is now in serious condition at Cedars-Sinai.
For all of those who are currently in love, I regretfully inform you that it’s...probably about to end.
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