Meet Tina Fey's New Baby Penelope

By Lane Moore  |  October 15, 2011 | 12:00am
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The first photos of Tina Fey‘s 9-week-old baby, Penelope, are finally online and judging from this shot, Tina couldn’t be happier about having her photo taken during a routine moment in her day!

Who wouldn’t want some stranger hiding in the bushes attempting to take photos of their daughter? Everyone? Everyone would not want that? Hmm. If you say so.

Courtney Love thinks it’s high time she married into British aristocracy.

I mean, we were all thinking it:

“I’m sick of dating people who are poorer than me. It would be really nice if someone I dated had really great lawyers…”
Love has even been reading up on proper royal protocol and likes to keep books by specialist publisher Debrett’s, famous for its guides to the British aristocracy, close by.
She says, “I like etiquette. I wasn’t well brought up.”
But Love, who last year enjoyed a brief fling with art dealer Henry Allsopp — godson to Prince Charles’ wife, Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, accepts her drug-addled past will always present a stumbling block for any high-profile romance.
Referring to an infamous 2004 photo of her lying handcuffed to a hospital gurney, she concedes, “That picture’s kind of a deal breaker.”
She adds, “I’m going to wind up like Gloria Swanson (as a faded star) in Sunset Boulevard (movie). The bad mother thing, the drug thing. I can’t escape this reputation.”