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Meet Danielle Staub's Lesbian Lover

Danielle Staub debuted her "girl-on-girl duet" with "dyke diva" Lori Michaels last night on Watch What Happens. (She refers to the song as a "wet-and-juicy lullaby.") More shocking than her newly revealed sexuality was that Danielle has a good voice!

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Earlier in the show, Danielle told host Andy Cohen that the song is about "alotta lady lovin'." Later, when he asked Danielle if she and Lori are "together," she was verbally coy, but overt in her body language. This morning, though, she referred to Lori as her "GF" on Twitter. So either she's dating Lori, or pretending to date Lori. But if it is a big scam to sell this song, I think that Danielle actually believes her own lies so this is a very real relationship, if only in her own mind.

Her sex life stopped being astonishing a while ago, but the fact that she has a good singing voice was totally surprising. She sang "Real Close" live last night (no auto-tune, no lip-syncing), and the girl can carry a tune. The song has a total George Michael "Father Figure" vibe to it.

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While Danielle is certifiably batshit, the intense hatred of her by the Manzos and Teresa is getting old. But Danielle ain't goin' nowhere, because she's at least 70% of what little the show has going on. Without her, there wouldn't be enough to edit together into a 42-minute episode. Since the other women want nothing to do with her, that's probably why we're getting Kim G (or is it Kim D?) instead of Dina. Bravo needs someone to interact with Danielle.