Meanwhile, This Baby Pygmy Hippo Is Winning Everything

While we’re all freaking out trying to figure out if Team Dog will destroy Team Cat and if Team Giraffe will rise up and destroy them, possibly while working all in league with Team Red Panda, this baby pygmy hippo is over here just giving ZERO FUCKS. He is killing it. Absolutely killing it.

LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE WITH HIS EYEZEZ I WANT TO SMOOSH IT. SMOOSH IT WITH MY HANDSAAAHHHHGGHH.