May Glamour: For A Flatter Belly, Cut Back On Breathing

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According to May's Glamour, you're "irresistible" to your guy when you blow him while watching TV — just don't swallow, or you might lose that flat belly.

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Actually, Glamour isn't explicit about the bloating properties of semen. It does, however, warn against inappropriate breathing. Yes, breathing incorrectly can result in your abdomen "filling up like a balloon" (we thought that was the point), creating a "distended" look. Glamour offers some supposedly slimming breathing tips, but really, why bother with respiration at all? Dispensing with this unnecessary practice will make TV blowjobs easier too!

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