Matthew McConaughey Sadly Airbrushed To Look Like Pubescent Boy
LatestIt’s like Dolce & Gabbana hired Matthew McConaughey and then said, “I know! What if we made him look like Photoshopped Justin Bieber?”
Romantic lead, father of two, nude bongo player, triathlete, star of the criminally under-rated Thirteen Conversations About One Thing, cat rescuer, frat boy, exchange student: Matthew McConaughey has lived an interesting 40 years. Too bad he looks like he was digitally replaced by a pubescent wax mannequin in his latest D&G cologne ad.