Martha Stewart Provides Lovely Cum Rags to Bieber Roast Friends

Even Martha’s filthy jokes come with a gift basket. Goddamn.


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FrolickingGiant
FrolickingGiant

I used to hear some really shitty things about her from relatives who grew up in the same town, but damn if she hasn’t won me the fuck over!

Also those bed linens look wonderful and I would like some.